英语诗歌:understanding women
if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman吻她吧,不够君子if you don't, you are not a man不吻吧,不象汉子。
if you praise her, she thinks you are lying夸她吧,说你欺骗if you don't, you are good for nothing不夸吧,说你笨蛋。
if you agree to all her likes, she is abusing顺她吧,说你气管炎if you don't, you are not understanding不顺吧,不善解人。
if you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'太浪漫,疑你老练if you don't you are half a man太规矩,魅力不足。
if you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring常看她,招她厌烦if you don't, she accuses you of double crossing少去点,怨你猎艳if you are well dressed, she says you are a *******穿得好,说你花心if you don't, you are a dull boy邋遢些,缺个心眼if you are jealous, she says it's bad吃醋吧,你太狭隘。
if you don't, she thinks you do not love her大度点,说你不爱。
if you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her求欢吧,不够尊重if you don't, she thinks you do not like her安分吧,不够爱宠。
if you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait你晚了,她等得烦if she is late, she says that's a girl's way它晚了,女孩特权。
if you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel你访友,是你堕落if she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'她聚会,天性其乐if you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold少亲她,你太冷淡。
if you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage老亲她,便宜你占if you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics过街不管,道德有缺憾if you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics领着她走,男人耍手段if you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting你看别人,是挑逗风情。
if she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring别人看她,是仰慕佳绝if you talk, she wants you to listen你要说话,它让你听if you listen, she wants you to talk洗耳恭听,她逼你开言。
oh god! you created those creature called "woman'上帝啊!为何拆我骨头造女人?
so ******, yet so complex简简繁繁so weak, yet so powerful弱弱强强。
so confusing, yet so desirable我晕头转向,我魂牵梦扰。
o lord, tell me what to do. amen"上帝啊!求你告我怎么办?
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