英语小话剧搞笑唐伯虎点秋香

发布 2021-02-22 09:10:28 阅读 4251

(江南四大才子结伴出游)

一女子:你们看,你们看,江南四大才子在那边哎。(look,look! here comes the four handsome boys! )

众女子兴奋**)

四大才子摆pos众女子倾倒逃散)

一女子被四人拦住,被迫跳河)

唐伯虎:想跑?你飞不出我的五指山的。(欲跳下河被拦住) (don’t go ,you can’t fly out of my five fingers! )

祝枝山:伯虎兄,有人在看。(keep calm brother tang, someone watching )

祝枝山:今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水,难怪那些女子要疯狂了。(today we four handsome boys here, it's no wonder that those women are crazy !

)文斌:说得是,(that’s true )

文征明:各位各位,既然大家今天兴致这么好,不如来吟首诗如何? (hey,boys ,how about singing poems since we are exicted 祝枝山:

哎,征明兄提议的好啊。文斌兄你先来。 that sounds great !

so ,brother wenbing ,you singing first!)

文斌:来呀!(ok),山下一群鹅。

文征明:嘘声赶落河。

祝枝山:落河捉鹅一肚饿。

唐伯虎:吃完回家玩老婆。

三人:哎呀,对得妙呀,真是绝句!( oh my gad ,this poem is really cool!)

唐伯虎:啊哈哈hahahahaha)

三人:真的那么好笑?!(oh,what he laughed at? and what’so fanny!)

文征明:为什么唐兄每次出游,都那么豪情奔放呢? (why brother tang can keep happy everytime when we go out?)

文斌:乐而忘形,实在令人(三人)羡慕羡慕啊。(joy but driven, really make we three envy )

祝枝山:不过老实说,在江南**章,唐兄他才高八斗,论丹青,妙笔生花,真是不折不扣的才子啊。 (but to be honest ,brother tang’s article and his painting are the most famous ,he is a real talent!

) 文斌:不错,最令人羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣。(yes,and he is also good at music )

唐伯虎:那倒是,古今中外各种乐器我样样都玩得都出神入化。最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐器,很带劲儿哦。

有机会可以研究一下,大家。thanks! there is no doubt that i can play all kids of instrument ,and recently i was studying a western instrument ,it’s perfect ,we can discuss someday!

)文斌:对,研究一下!no problem!

文征明:我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处,莫过于他的艳福啊。人人都知道,唐兄家中有八位夫人,各个都貌美如花,国色天香。

做人能象唐兄这样,夫复何求啊? but i think what most envy us is his 8 beautiful wifes ,if i h**e the same lift,there is no regret 唐伯虎:啊哈哈ahahahah)

祝枝山:有马子可以上啊。look, there is a beauty !

祝枝山:哎,唐兄,你看桥头上有个婀娜多姿的女子,孤孤单单的。这样好了,你就当场示范一下你的泡妞**,让我们兄弟几个好好地学一学。

brother tang ,look at the lonely girl ,how about you to show us how can we get a girl’s love !

唐伯虎:这个嘛…… let me see …

文斌:事关大家的福利,你没问题吧?! hey ,go ahead ,we are waiting ,do you h**e something trouble!

唐伯虎: 义不容辞。 no,my pleasure

祝枝山:去呀。 come on!

唐伯虎: 小姐。 hai ,miss

女子:公子何事?(一回头,竟是如花!) yes?

三人:上!上!go go go

唐伯虎: 没什么,我想借小姐的肩膀搭一下,不知道可不可以? nothing, i just want to use your shouler ,so could you give me the chance ?

如花:这怎么行呢,我可是黄花大闺女啊。 that’s crazy! i am not married !

唐伯虎:我知道,我只不过是想整整我的朋友而己。其实在下正是唐伯虎。

i know ,i just play a joke with my friends ,and you know what ,i am tang bo hu如花: 什么糖做的老虎,我不认识你。你再不走,我可要叫了。

what? a tiger made by suger?infact i don’t know you ,if you don’t go ,i will shout!

唐伯虎:这样好了,我给你公子何事?意思意思。 ok,keep calm ,how about i give you ten yuan

如花:一两银子?你当我什么,最起码十两! ten yuan? no way ,at least one hundred yuan

唐伯虎:哇!你这德性还要十两?!

干脆去抢了!wa! look at you face ,it worth one hundred yuan ?

you are really killing me ! you are a robber!

如花:不错,我就是抢!把钱拿出来! right, i am a robber,give me your money

两人乱打)

唐伯虎:你……你…… you

如花:去死! to death you !

唐伯虎:打你! beat you!

如花:**! fight you !

最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中)

三人:哎?搞什么鬼啊? (赶到桥上)怎么搞的?怎么啦? oh, what are they doing ! what’s wrong!

文征明:你出手也太重了吧?! you are too hard

唐伯虎:他想抢钱,这个死人妖! he want to rob my money,hey,you stupid ladyboy!

三人:啊?!人妖? what? ladyboy?

祝枝山:我喜欢!拿着。 (祝枝山将折扇递给文斌,跳入河中)i like!

文征明:真可惜!让他抢先一步! what a pity ,he robbed first

路人:just do what i tell you

唐伯虎:are you sure this can help me !

路人:thrust me !and remember, you h**e give all the money that you sale yourself

唐伯虎:no problem!

路人:you are not kidding me ?

唐伯虎:don’t worry ,i never cheat a fool man

路人: boy!

街坊邻居们,快来啊,刚出炉的孝子大怕卖,不卖也来看一看啊!

秋香和华府婢女石榴姐出门) hay ,sister and brother ,mother and father, look look ,look look,there is a good son to sale ,if you don’t buy also can h**e a look!

石榴姐:这位小哥,一大清早就来这里卖身葬父,太不吉利了吧?

hey ,little brother , it’s too bad to sale yourself at the monrning ,that’s unlucky

唐伯虎:我也不想啊。i know .but just sorry

秋香:我们好像在哪儿见过吧?你看起来好面善。you, i think i h**e see you before ,you look so familiar

唐伯虎:所谓相逢曾相识,求求两位姐姐可怜可怜我吧! really, that’s doesn’t matter at all ,i beg you can buy me

石榴姐:真是好惨啊!我们正好缺个下人,我看就--

that’s great .we just want to buy one

这时又来一个,推着木车,车上六个死人,这人还口吐鲜血,极其悲惨!)

惨人:我好惨啊,卖身葬全家!good ladys, please mercy on me ,i h**e to sale myself to bury all of my family

唐伯虎:不会吧?! oh god ,i can’t believe it

惨人: 两位姑娘,可怜可怜我吧,我一家六口一晚上全死光了。我身染十级肺痨,半卖半送,你就买了我吧。

ladys, please buy me ,all of my family were died last night ,and i was illness ,you know how hard i am….

秋香:哎呀, 石榴,你看他可怜多了,我们就把他买回华府,好不好? oh,that’s too bad ,石榴 ,let’s buy him ok!

石榴姐:(哭)那就买他吧。 all right,

唐伯虎:姐姐,我先来的哎。 hey, sister ,i come first !

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