a mistake
an american, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they
arrived at the gates of he**en, where a flustered st. peter explained that therehad been a mistake. "give me $500 each," he said, "and i'll return you to earthas if the whole thing never happened.
"done!" said the american. instantly, he found himself standing unhurt nearthe scene.
where are the others?" asked a medic.
last i knew," said the american, "the scot was haggling price, and thecanadian was arguing that his government should pay."搞错了。
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。
“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
成交！”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的**来出这笔钱。”
i h**e many dream .i hope i h**e a candy house . but the candys can’t makemy teeth because i can eat many candys.
than i live in the sweet world . ihope i h**e foods , but they can’t. than i can help people .
they will not
hungry . and i hope i h**e drug . own sickness can make good .
then there isno sickness in the world . and i hope there is not bad people in the world .ihope the animal and plant can be friend with people on this world .
and thepeople can’t confused fell the trees , can’t confused kill the animals .and i hopethat there isn’t discrimination everywhere . i hope we will h**e a nice andequal last i hope there ist’t war in the world.
我有很多梦想。我梦想自己有一间糖果房子。但不会因为我吃的太多而弄坏我的牙齿。
我希望我有很多吃的，但是他们不能。所以我能帮助那些没有的人，让他们不再挨饿。我希望我有很多药物。
疾病的时候可以自己疗好。这样的话世界以后就没有疾病。我梦想自己有一间糖果房子。
但不会因为我吃的太多而弄坏我的牙齿我希望我有很多吃的，但是他们不能。所以我能帮助那些没有的人，让他们不再挨饿。我希望我有很多药物。
疾病的时候可以自己疗好。这样的话世界以后就没有疾病。
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