长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着啊！
2. this is my first time here,wouldyou please chatwithme
这是我第一次来这个聊天室，可以和你聊聊吗？
我可不可以参加进来聊天？我很容易相处。
很抱歉打扰你，我只是想跟你聊一聊。
5. your name is very special. i guess you must be unique.
你的名字很特别，有趣，你一定是位特别（注：不用“美丽”字样）的姑娘。
第三法。俺们那疙瘩都是东北人。
1. where are you come from
你来自**？
2. which city are you living in
你现在住在那个城市？
3. i am in beijing, and you
我在北京，你呢？
4. where is your hometown
你的家乡是哪呀？
5. great! we are come form same city!
in chinese, whentownee see townee, tears form two eyes. haha~~~
~~~太好了！我们是老乡！！用中国话来说“老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪”，哈哈。
第四法。我是博士--“茶博士”也。
1. will you please tell me more about your university andmajor
谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样？
2. you are study for bachelor or master degree
你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历？
3. did you hear that "bachelor is as much as dogs, masteris all of the street".
你听说过一句话：“本科多如狗，硕士满街走”吗？
only kidding. i am a doctor.
这只是一句玩笑，别介意。我是一位博士生。
5. in fact i am only tea doctor. haha~
~~~实际上我只是一个“茶博士”。哈哈。
第五法。轻舞飞扬”：干啥的。
1. i am must be younger than me!
我23岁了，你一定比我小吧。
2. may i know your vocation
你的职业是什么？
3. it's a white-collar job. i think you've good future.
这是白领工作，你一定会很有前途。
4. i am a salesman in a company, work like a cow. makemuch milk for company just eat little grass.
我是一名公司销售员，像牛一样"光**、不吃草"。
5. what has kept you so busy lately.
最近在忙什么呢？
第六法。给点儿专业精神好不好。
1. i can't express myself well in english.
我不能用英语很好的表达自己。
2. i h**e forgotten everything i learned.
学过的东西我全忘了。（现在完成时标准句）
3. i can't hold on without somebody's assistance.
没有人帮忙，我就坚持不住了。
4. i am working on it. someday, it'll be a piece of cake.
我正在致力于它，有一天它会是小菜一碟。
5. i try to improve my english by chatting online.
我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语。
第七法。无厘头英语：不要再犹豫了。
1. i found an interesting and useful way to study englishthat is "wulitou(无厘头)english".
我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语，那就是"无厘头英语"。
2. it makes study english like a game by use wulitou(无厘头) sprite.
它用无厘头精神使学习英语变的象游戏轻松有趣。
3. the founders are fans of "dahuaxiyou《大话西游》"including foreign teacher、journalist. they enjoy acommon name "zhoubenchi(周奔驰)".
无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷，包括记者、外教，他们共同享有一个名字"周奔驰"。
4. that is true. if you like you can download it from
5. if you english is perfect, it is unnecessary for you todownload it.
如果你的英语很好，那就没必要了。
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第八法。哈哈，觉不觉得好玩啊。
1. then, let's change a light topic
让我们换换口味来一个轻松的话题。
2. do you know how to say "癞**想吃天鹅肉" by english你知道"癞**想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗？
3. it's not "toad wants to eat swan", it is "angels fly out ofyour arse".
不是"toad wants to eat swan"而是"angels fly out of yourarse"。
4. that means "屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来" iftranslate it directly. it's interesting, isn't it
如果直译成中文是"屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来"的意思。很有意思，对吗？
5. don't be so sensitive. i was kidding.
别这么爱过敏，开个玩笑么。
第九法。帮主，品味太差吧。
1. what do you do when you are free
不忙的时候你做些什么？
2. what's you f**orite sport
你喜欢哪项运动。
3. what's your f**orite movie/movie star.
你最喜欢的电影/电影明星是什么？
4. what's your hobby
你的喜好是什么？
5. i'm mad/crazy about wulitou english.
我太喜欢无厘头英语了。
英语聊天室“实战”手册--“泡妞”十八法(下)
第十法。爱一个人需要理由吗？
1. would you mind i ask a private question: are you single介意我问一个私人问题吗？你是单身吗？
2. do you h**e "flower protection"，because you areflower in my mind.
你有护花使者了吗？
因为在我心目中你就象花一样。
3. what kind of man do you like such as xietingfeng orliudehua or someone else.
你喜欢哪种男人？比如谢霆锋、刘德华还是别人？
4. i love this sentence which from《titanic》：you jump, ijump.
我喜欢电影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩对白：你跳我也跳。
5. another sentence is from "daneimitan 007"(大内密探007): do you hungry, should i make noodle for you
另一句我喜欢的电影对白是《大内密探007》里的：
肚子饿不饿，要不要我给你煮碗面吃？
第十一法。对你的敬仰犹如滔滔江水。
1. i think you are not as pretty as zhangmanyu.
我感觉你长得不如张曼玉漂亮。
2. but you must be better than zhangziyi.
但至少不比张子怡差。
3. it's sweet of you.
你真好。4．you are such a smart girl.
你可真是个伶牙俐齿（聪明）的姑娘。
5．you are the best girl i'v meet here.
你是我在网上遇到的最好的女孩。
第十二法。我kao，i服了you
肯定（搞对）
certainly/sure/of course.当然。
great.太好了。
all right.好吧。
i agree with you.我同意。
否定。no.不。
i don't think so.我不那样认为。
i disagree.我不同意。
愤怒。how dare you……你怎么敢……
疑问：really真的吗？
惊叹。god./my god.天哪！
i can hardly believe my eyes!我简直不敢相信我的眼睛了。
谦虚。it's my pleasure.不必客气、
just so so.小意思。
随意。whatever you say.随便。
you're the boss.你是老板/一切听你的。
第十三法。需要吗？不需要吗？需要吗？
1. i didn't catch what you said.我没有听懂你刚才说的话。
2. do you understand this sentence你是否明白这个句子？
3. do you agree with me你是否同意我的想法？
4. i think exactly the same way.我也这么想。
5. anyway, believe that. i am seriously.不管怎样，请相信我，我是认真的。
第十四法。如果给我一个再来一次的机会。
1. excuse me. i am not **ailable now. i will chat with youwhen i am free.
对不起，我现在很忙，有时间再和你聊。
2. sorry. i am chatting with my friend. i will chat with youwhen i am free.
抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找你。
3. sorry. i sent wrong message to you. let's forgive andforget it.
对不起，我发错了信息。别介意。
4. i apologize about i am so low. you know my english ispoor.
抱歉，我的速度比较慢，因为我的英语很差。
5. will you excuse me for a while it is about 5 minutes.
对不起，我要暂时离开一下，大约是5分钟时间。
第十五法。留下点回忆行不行？
1. how can i get in touch with you
我怎么和你联系？
2. would you please le**e me your telephonenumber/email address
可以告诉我你的**/信箱吗？
3. why don't we h**e a further conversation bytelephone/email
我们为什么不通过**/email进行更深一步的交流呢？
4. would you mind show me your pictures
是否可以让我看看你**？
5．i will send my photo to you first.
我将先把我的**发给你。
第十六法。你听不见，我才嘟给你听的啊。
1. i want to hear your voice, could you make my dreamcomes true.
我特别想听听你的声音，你能满足我这个小小的心愿吗。
2. i call you or you call me first my telephone number isxxxxxxx
我给你打过去还是你给我打过来，我的**号码是：xxxxxxxx
3. hello. may i speak to ms. english
你好，我可以和english小姐讲话吗？
4. you pronunciation is quite good. glad to hear from you.你的英语发音很纯正，听到你的声音我很高兴。
5. excuse me. i h**e to finish this call because of my poorspeaking english.
let's go back our online chatting.
抱歉，我不得不挂**了，因为我的英语口语还不是很好，我们继续选择网上聊吧。
第十七法。从今天开始，我会一直陪着你。
1. should we make a english study plan together
不知你是否同意，我想和你制定一个学习英语的计划。
2. let's study together. make progress side by side.
让我们一起学习英语，互相激励，共同前进。
3. in order to practice english frequently, i will sent youe-mail daily.
为了调动运用英语的积极性，我将每天都给你用英文写个邮件。
4．let's study english together form today. drop me a lineeveryday!
从今天开始，我会一直陪着你学习英语，每天通信吧。
5. it's a hard job, but i hope he can make it.
这不是件容易的差事，但我希望他能做到。
第十八法。俺轻轻地走啦，不带走一片云彩。
you must be tired, i assume.
我猜你一定是累了。
it's almost eleven o'clock.
快十一点了。
i really must be going now.
我必须得走了。
i'll miss our pleasant talks when you le**e.
你走后我会怀念这次愉快的谈话。
good night, sleep well.
晚安，睡个好觉。
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